Name: Gwen

Occupation: Comics One Sales Clerk

Gwen is one of the smarter characters of Moose. She has, unlike Nib, common sense. Gwen went to school with both Nib and Moose and currently attends College University with Sean and William. When she entered her thrid year of high school, she atained employment at a local graphic tomes emporium (she got a job at a comics store!) called Comics One.

She deals with crap on a daily basis (such as when Nib cought the whole town on fire) and her only way of keeping sane is by reading. Some of her favorite books include "Why Democraps Suck", "Your Fellow Man, The Moron", and "Why I'm A Democrap Supporting Republicans". She's been known to read a few Tom Clancy novels, as well as Dan Brown."

Her current relationship is with Happy Demented Boy, and there's not enough of it to touch on...

Name: Nib

Occupation: Insane Monkey Man

Nib...Aah Nib. what can I say about Nib? well, for one, he's one crazy son of a biscuit (as my friends would say). A Pyromaniac, clinicly insane, ADD ridden monkey man. You see, Nib was once a normal lad. Yes, he was at one time, like you or me (well, not me...). Until he met Moose...See, Moose is like nib's little devil, constantly whispering "Do it...Come on, who could it hurt...?". Years of this caused a mental breakdown and the formation of the being, Nib. That's a bunch of bull, no one knows what Nib's problem is, or why he has it...Nib spends his spare time at Comics One (which doubles as his, Gwen, and Nib's home) and reads Supah Lag, a comic book about a normal man turned Supah Lag by bad bandwidth and an evil modem called Count Badywidth Branstien.

Name: Moose

Occupation: ???

Name: Happy Demented Boy

Occupation: Wet Floor Sign at Whore*Mart

Happy Demented Boy...What is he? Who is he? WHY is he? Know one knows, and alot of people really don't care. HDB's past is as much a mystery as what he is...The only thing we know for sure is that something happened to him...But what? You see, HDB is immortal. Unlike other immortals, though, he can have his lobbed off and still not die (keep note he can feel all the pain though). HDB is boyfriend to Gwen (an odd relationship, I know) and has a strong sense of how to treat a lady and, as shown, will kill or maim anyone who does otherwise.

Name: Sean

Occupation: Rec Room Employee

Sean is a student attending College U and lives in an apartment next to Comics One. He attends classes with Gwen and his roommate William. Sean works at the school's rec room (making change, changing game discs, kicking out deadbeats...) and has been for a few months...There's no sign of him getting out anytime soon.